thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] smugreport 2021-10-24 05:04 pm (UTC)

[Jack just takes the bottle and tops off his own glass, then sets it aside and stands up. Like he's gonna thank the guy for bringing a bottle from where he was to where he's going. He's the one giving up his weekly special time to help the world's most pathetic vampire.]

Alright. So you're a relatively young, good looking guy who's got the attitude of somebody who usually carries a lotta scratch in their pocket. I'm gonna guess you're no stranger to the club scene. So we're gonna tap into that tonight! Do you need me to lower the lighting and turn on music, or do you have a functional imagination?

[There's only so much effort he wants to put into all of this.]

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