thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] smugreport 2021-11-06 04:58 pm (UTC)

[Jack sighs and runs a broad hand over his face.]

Rhys...I don't have to be a vampire to show you how to be smooth and say sexy things to make the whole blood drinking thing appealing. I mean we could start out with you showing me what you've got, but I get the feeling that would just be sad and awkward.

[It's a roleplaying exercise, essentially. Not that different from crap that gets done in corporate spaces all the time.]

You said your problem is you don't know how to approach people to ask if you can have a drink out of their necks, so that's what I'm gonna show you and what you're gonna practice. And it shouldn't be that hard, we're in a freaking giant dark castle on a cliff over the ocean. This is like a vampire's natural domain!

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