It's really not. Look I'm gonna break this down for you. For one, it's not any kind of actual cannibalism cuz you're not human anymore! For two, I don't honestly care what you do, but if you don't take care of it...you will snap and just start ripping the throats out of everybody ya see.
[That seems like the kind of thing that would mess Rhys up, and Jack would really prefer not to have to deal with the fallout of that.]
But you're not alone, I run a whole side business that caters to self-deluded people who like to pretend they're not eating humans. And you're in luck, we do make blood smoothies and shit! You want a blood smoothie? I'll make ya a friggin blood smoothie if it'll keep you from yakking on my luxury flooring. But we gotta go get a dude to drain, I don't keep blood at home and my staff works for me cuz I promise not to eat them. Gotta actually make good on that so I still have staff, you get it! And I know, I know. You're thinking Jack, you have a castle. You've got a dungeon under here. Why not just keep some asshats handy in case ya get the munchies?
[Of course it's something Jack's thought about.]
It's just more trouble than it's worth. Prisoners make noise, you gotta feed'em and keep'em clean, bleeding heart lickbags start sniffing around and yelling about ya on the network...I've seen it happen to other people.
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Date: 2021-09-21 02:37 am (UTC)[That seems like the kind of thing that would mess Rhys up, and Jack would really prefer not to have to deal with the fallout of that.]
But you're not alone, I run a whole side business that caters to self-deluded people who like to pretend they're not eating humans. And you're in luck, we do make blood smoothies and shit! You want a blood smoothie? I'll make ya a friggin blood smoothie if it'll keep you from yakking on my luxury flooring. But we gotta go get a dude to drain, I don't keep blood at home and my staff works for me cuz I promise not to eat them. Gotta actually make good on that so I still have staff, you get it! And I know, I know. You're thinking Jack, you have a castle. You've got a dungeon under here. Why not just keep some asshats handy in case ya get the munchies?
[Of course it's something Jack's thought about.]
It's just more trouble than it's worth. Prisoners make noise, you gotta feed'em and keep'em clean, bleeding heart lickbags start sniffing around and yelling about ya on the network...I've seen it happen to other people.