thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] smugreport 2021-10-07 02:04 am (UTC)

What, you think I just woke up one day, poof, full robot? Yeah, no. I went through friggin hell when I changed.

[Jack's motionless face remains turned on Rhys, the glow in his eyes and at the edges of his faceplate glowing brightly.]

Plus I've got an organic brain, so I experience sensations. I know what the hunger's like, cupcake, I've been living the monster life way, way longer than you. Pretty sure the charred outline of the first dude I fried is still on a wall somewhere in Bavan's shitty bar district. You should be grateful I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to walk ya through all this crap.

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