Date: 2021-10-23 05:50 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
There we go! Teach a man to fish and he stops bugging ya for fish.

[Jack grins and sits up a bit straighter in his chair.]

Okay, first things first! Lower your inhibitions a little, mellow you out, get ya feeling less self conscious.

[If Rhys' problem is that he gets hung up on how weird it is to approach somebody about this, he just needs to be in a headspace where he's less concerned about that sort of thing.]

What's your preference? I got shit to drink, smoke, snort...but I'd advise staying away from the cocaine for this, you want downers right now.

Date: 2021-10-24 05:07 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (that sounds like something not true)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
You're friggin kidding me. You want a mixed drink? The liquor cabinet's that big fancy thing with the onyx inlays over there, it folds out into a bar, knock yourself out.

[Jack shakes his head again. There's potential in the kid but geeze. He's a needy thing. Rhys is on his own for a fancy drink. But whatever, as long as it calms him the hell down some.

Maybe he can even have a little fun with this whole surprise plan for the evening.]


And bring me the whiskey bottle when you're done, I need a top off.

Date: 2021-10-24 05:04 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
[Jack just takes the bottle and tops off his own glass, then sets it aside and stands up. Like he's gonna thank the guy for bringing a bottle from where he was to where he's going. He's the one giving up his weekly special time to help the world's most pathetic vampire.]

Alright. So you're a relatively young, good looking guy who's got the attitude of somebody who usually carries a lotta scratch in their pocket. I'm gonna guess you're no stranger to the club scene. So we're gonna tap into that tonight! Do you need me to lower the lighting and turn on music, or do you have a functional imagination?

[There's only so much effort he wants to put into all of this.]

Date: 2021-11-05 08:19 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (i laugh at your pain)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
For one...you've been clubbing on Helios? For two, I have my entire music collection here. You want music, I got music!

[His own, catered to Jack's own tastes, but that just means it's really good music!

He wanders over to a bookshelf full of books he never touches and pulls out his mp player.]


What's your musical poison? I got all the classics.

Date: 2021-11-06 01:24 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
No shit? Why didn't you say something, you know I take care of my people!

[What the hell is wrong with Rhys? Not the first time Jack has wondered this, but really. He maybe would have been less of a dick about lending him a hand if he'd known.

When left to choose the music, there's only one go-to for Jack. A few clicks of the screen and Taylor Swift is coming out of the speaker set into the bookshelf.]


Yeah, not a big dubstep fan myself. Alright. Ya got your drink, we got the music...For this little teaching demonstration I'll be playing the part of you. Or at least of a hot vampire out for a bite. The you that you're not letting yourself be!

Date: 2021-11-06 04:58 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
[Jack sighs and runs a broad hand over his face.]

Rhys...I don't have to be a vampire to show you how to be smooth and say sexy things to make the whole blood drinking thing appealing. I mean we could start out with you showing me what you've got, but I get the feeling that would just be sad and awkward.

[It's a roleplaying exercise, essentially. Not that different from crap that gets done in corporate spaces all the time.]

You said your problem is you don't know how to approach people to ask if you can have a drink out of their necks, so that's what I'm gonna show you and what you're gonna practice. And it shouldn't be that hard, we're in a freaking giant dark castle on a cliff over the ocean. This is like a vampire's natural domain!

Date: 2021-11-06 08:00 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (sup gorgeous?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
It all boils down to the same thing, champ! It's a seduction. There's a reason that the whole vampire thing is an analogy for sex. It's intimate, there's embracing and lots of touching, it involves penetration and body fluids...

[This is where the whole idea of sexy vampires come from. It's all psychological. The same exact approach used in getting laid should work the same when it comes to blood sucking.]

You've seduced people, right? Good looking, young guy like you. I bet you can flash some seriously devastating bedroom eyes. Make'em all weak in the knees.

[Jack's voice takes on an appreciative, flirtatious tone. He meets Rhys' eyes and gives him a Look, the kind that has a little bit of smolder in it.]

Date: 2021-11-06 08:36 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (sup gorgeous?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
No, you sure don't!

[Jack gives a throaty, deep chuckle as he advances towards Rhys. This really isn't hard. Not that Jack has any problem with turning on the charm and picking people up, but it helps that Rhys is actually hot and not a complete loss in the personality department. He wouldn't kick the other guy out of bed - maybe his mouth has talents beyond rambling.

It just makes it that much easier to get into it and really sell the whole thing.]


But you...I dunno what it is, but I've been watching you since you walked in the joint. Make my night, hot stuff, and tell me you're here alone.

Date: 2021-11-06 09:38 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Lucky me. You in the mood for some company?

[Jack doesn't care how Rhys reacts, or how shitty his responses are. Rhys is playing the part of the target here, he doesn't need to act, he needs to learn. Pay attention to what Jack's doing and saying and how he's laying the groundwork.]

Just...for a little while. Lemme buy ya another drink, at least.

[He makes a show of looking Rhys up and down now that he's drawn up close, running his eyes over him like he's starving and Rhys is a big fat juicy steak laid out in front of him.]

I'm usually not so forward, a guy like me tries to keep to himself, but I...I just can't help myself, I knew if I didn't come over here I'd just never get you out of my head.

Date: 2021-11-07 02:28 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (the things i'm gonna do to you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
[Since this whole thing is just a little teaching scenario, Jack doesn't make a fuss about pouring Rhys a drink.]

Here.

[Making sure to brush fingers when he hands it over - it's the little touches that make a big difference. Making that personal connection - or at least making somebody think there's one.]

Now tell me something...cuz I got a hunch about you. You're an adventurous kind of guy, aren't ya hot stuff? The kinda guy who doesn't get scared off where a lot of lesser, shittier dudes would.

[This is probably the place where Rhys would screw it all up, in Jack's opinion. Slowly leading into the vampire thing and making it sound good.]

Date: 2021-11-07 03:30 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (sup gorgeous?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Wow, just ruin my rhythm why don't you. I had a whole thing going here...

[Jack lifts one thick brow and shakes his head a little. What the hell is wrong with Rhys now? He's having fun with this! The younger guy should loosen up and have some fun with it himself.]

Alright, so you lead into the vampire thing nice and easy like...and when you're sure they're into it, then you really step it up.

[As he talks, Jack slips around Rhys, positioning himself behind him. He wants to skip ahead, sure, fine, they'll skip ahead.]

Get up real nice and close like, get your hands on their waist like this...or shoulders, if they're sitting down I guess. And give'em a little breath on the back of the neck...

[Whatever shampoo Rhys is using, it's working for him. Smells good. That sort of thing stands out more, when he's human. His robot form doesn't have much of a sense of smell.]

Date: 2021-11-07 04:29 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (sup gorgeous?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Oh I know.

[Jack's mouth is practically touching Rhys' neck, the words warm on his skin. Well well well...this is interesting! This is a reaction.

Not that it's surprising. The guy's right, he's Handsome Jack! Everybody either wants to be him or just plain wants him. Or both! But this...this might be turning into an Opportunity.

He did say he'd lend a hand, after all.]


But ya know...most people would be friggin thrilled to have me all over'em like this. And probably trying to turn our little practice exercise into something a lot less practice and a lot more naked and sweaty...

Date: 2021-11-07 04:50 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (the things i'm gonna do to you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
It's really not, kiddo. It's actually pretty simple.

[Jack doesn't let go. Why the hell not? He's human right now, it's self indulgence time. Sex as a robot is great, all kinds of cool sensations, but it's lacking in some of the basics. Like making out and blowjobs and having anything at all actually inside of him.

Besides. He wasn't kidding when he said everybody has a vampire fantasy at some point. And here he has a hot, needy vampire right in his arms. Literally in his arms.

Handsome Jack is not a man to let opportunity go waltzing by.]


You're horny and you're hungry and maybe...if you're really lucky, I let you play out the rest of this little scenario and throw in a happy ending. Both kinds. You...you get what I'm saying here, right? I'm saying sexy vampire stuff might just go down.

[Among other things.]

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