Date: 2021-09-20 09:14 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
[So the new kid in town has deigned to pay Jack a home visit.

Okay so there's plenty of 'new kids' in town, but only the one from back home. And this isn't entirely unexpected, Jack figured he'd end up here sooner or later. He's not sure why, exactly, Rhys is calling on him but the why doesn't really matter. He instructs staff to have Rhys meet him in the receiving hall, a far smaller and more casual room than the throne room. Rhys already knows who he is, he doesn't need the extra flex. It's still lavishly decorated with a lot of expensive crap.

He waits until Rhys is already brought in and settled before joining him, wearing his fancy black leather duster over his yellow Hyperion sweater and black jeans. Not that he can sneak in or catch the guy off guard, the hydraulic whirring and clunking he makes every step pretty much kills that little power trick.]


I brought my work home tonight, got a big-ass project going on right now, so I hope you're bugging me at home for a very good reason. Holy shit...you are not looking great! Ha!

[Rhys is looking pretty pale and death-ish, to be quite honest.]

Date: 2021-09-20 10:07 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Hard to miss, kiddo. Alright...lemme guess.

[Because this isn't the first time Jack has had a sweaty, distressed half-monster in his living room. Hell, he's been that sweaty, distressed half-monster! It's like spring around here. Predictably regular and without ceasing, the months turned over and some new monster started getting Weird Feelings.

Which generally only means a couple of things, so he goes with the most common first.

Jack takes a seat himself, unmoving face fixed on Rhys.]


You're hungry and you don't know what to do about it. Not besides 'eat some guy', I mean. Obviously...obviously you gotta eat a guy. But I'm betting you're not sure how to do that! Second guess is you're literally dying, but you kinda look like maybe you already did that, so...

Date: 2021-09-20 10:45 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (the things i'm gonna do to you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Oh relax. I was a lich for a couple of months, had to die when I changed into one. It happens. It's so many kinds of not fun, though!

[Jack leans forward, giving Rhys a real looking over, actually paying attention to him. Yeah he looks bad. That is a guy who is struggling.]

Seriously, it's fine, I honestly prefer people I know show up with this problem before they go nuts and feed in some god-awful, messy way. My old body double, way back when, holy crap he came home friggin shell shocked from it, had to spend the whole night dealing with his emotional breakdown.

[That had been a miserable night. And they'd been in that shitty house, too, which only made it worse. No, he does not want to deal with that bullshit ever again.]

So really it's up to you. You can try and deal with it until you snap and eat a whole local field trip that looks at you funny, like you're some kinda movie monster...or you can deal with it now like a civilized person.

Date: 2021-09-20 11:25 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
You mean like actual literal cannibalism involving consuming flesh? I don't do that. And I'm gonna bet you won't, either.

[It's a gamble, but sometimes the dice came up right. Which in this case means not eating human flesh.]

I eat energy. It's literally like something out of some kinda tech-based horror movie, just plug my wires into'em and suck'em dry of all vital energy. You...yeah, you're a dead or soon to be dead thing. Which is different than me, I'm inorganic. You're a corpse that's still walking around. You either drink blood or do an energy kinda thing, and those pearly new fangs of yours are saying blood! Good news, we can split dinner!

[And that's something Jack always enjoys. It's just fun, it's good bonding, it's just a good time overall. Besides, he figures Rhys will probably not be able to manage it himself. He's kinda soft, for a corporate dude from back home. But he's young, still, he's got time to toughen up.]

Date: 2021-09-21 01:21 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (screw you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Not in here you aren't, I know you can't afford to pay for the carpet cleaning.

[Jack would roll his eyes if he were capable of it.]

You're a creature of the night, just deal with it. Friggin hell, here I thought you came from the same cutthroat business world that I did. It's a little blood, Rhys, it's not any big deal. Come on, you've been here months, you know how this shit works. You're not special, you don't get a pass, put on your friggin grown up panties and freaking feed yourself!

[Okay, maybe it isn't any better dealing with this problem pre-feeding. Why does everybody gotta be so dramatic about it? Hell, he'd been sucking people's energy since before he even had to!]

Date: 2021-09-21 02:37 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
It's really not. Look I'm gonna break this down for you. For one, it's not any kind of actual cannibalism cuz you're not human anymore! For two, I don't honestly care what you do, but if you don't take care of it...you will snap and just start ripping the throats out of everybody ya see.

[That seems like the kind of thing that would mess Rhys up, and Jack would really prefer not to have to deal with the fallout of that.]

But you're not alone, I run a whole side business that caters to self-deluded people who like to pretend they're not eating humans. And you're in luck, we do make blood smoothies and shit! You want a blood smoothie? I'll make ya a friggin blood smoothie if it'll keep you from yakking on my luxury flooring. But we gotta go get a dude to drain, I don't keep blood at home and my staff works for me cuz I promise not to eat them. Gotta actually make good on that so I still have staff, you get it! And I know, I know. You're thinking Jack, you have a castle. You've got a dungeon under here. Why not just keep some asshats handy in case ya get the munchies?

[Of course it's something Jack's thought about.]

It's just more trouble than it's worth. Prisoners make noise, you gotta feed'em and keep'em clean, bleeding heart lickbags start sniffing around and yelling about ya on the network...I've seen it happen to other people.

Date: 2021-09-21 04:26 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (i laugh at your pain)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
[There's a small, contained fury of mechanics and then a strong, robotic hand is grabbing the back of Rhys' collar to keep him from hitting the floor.]

Okay so you're the one wasting my time, if we're gonna open up that door. You show up at my home, I'm in the middle of work, you have some kind of crisis in my receiving hall, and now you're just gonna stumble out and leave a trail of your sick mess in my hallways? I don't think so, sunshine.

[Jack hauls Rhys up and back into his chair.]

No, you interrupt my evening looking for help, you're gonna get what you came for. Or I swear I'm gonna have a couple of big giant dudes dig a nice six foot hole in my garden and I'm gonna chuck you in it and leave you there.

[Besides, at this point, Jack just really wants to see the guy drink some blood. It seems like it'd be a fun show.]

Date: 2021-09-23 03:03 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Demanding little thing, aren't ya?

[Jack will leave the other comment alone. For now. He's already getting tired of dealing with this whole thing as it is.]

Fine, fine, I'll dress it all up for ya so ya can play pretend and stay in denial. Cuz that's the healthy way to deal with this.

[Okay, Rhys...he is not going anywhere. Other than maybe sprawling on the floor. No hunting for him, not in this shape. Ugh, Jack has to do everything himself.

...Or maybe not. He has employees, after all. Including dudes who will kill for him with no questions asked.]


Alright, you stay there. I'm gonna go to the kitchens. And one of my loyal and oh-so-casually-violent guards is gonna go find some poor dumb asshole for you to eat.

Date: 2021-09-23 03:38 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (i laugh at your pain)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Not if you keep yourself fed regularly. Sit tight, don't die on me.

[Jack leaves Rhys there under the watchful eye of a silent, imposing looking guard. And another is dispatched to go do some murder. It'll just be quicker and easier that way, and give Rhys less time to make some unholy biological mess in Jack's castle.

Much as he's complaining to himself, it's a good thing Rhys came to him. Shows he has some respect, shows he knows Jack is The Guy. Even here in crazy monster world. There's promise there, potential.

Which is the only reason Jack's making an effort to help. By the time his errand-boy guard is back, a fresh corpse over his shoulder, Jack has a chocolate milkshake all ready. It's quick work to bleed out the body and run the whole mess through the blender. It probably won't mask the taste, but Rhys can pretend. That's what the entire exercise is all about.]


You better not be dead.

[Jack returns, followed by a kitchen servant with a tray. And the promised blood and chocolate concoction sitting a top.]

Date: 2021-09-27 01:21 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Still with us, fantastic.

[And no mess! Even better. Jack sets down the tray and offers the cup full of blood and chocolate to the guy. Maybe he won't even make a big deal out of charging Rhys for this particular service.

Maybe.]


Alright, have at it, sunshine! You scarf that sucker down, you'll start feeling better.

Date: 2021-09-27 02:48 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Now this is a sight, holy crap. Congratulations, Rhys, on single handedly killing the myth about vampires being elegant and classy. You look like a homeless boozer coming off a week's dry spell.

[Jack resumes his seat, leaning back and crossing his legs to just watch the other guy with his eternally fixed expression. He's never actually seen one of the blood drinkers go at it before. It'd be a lot more interesting to see him do it for real, Jack decides. This...meh. It's a dude drinking out of a fancy cup. Not exactly exciting fare.]

Date: 2021-10-07 02:04 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
What, you think I just woke up one day, poof, full robot? Yeah, no. I went through friggin hell when I changed.

[Jack's motionless face remains turned on Rhys, the glow in his eyes and at the edges of his faceplate glowing brightly.]

Plus I've got an organic brain, so I experience sensations. I know what the hunger's like, cupcake, I've been living the monster life way, way longer than you. Pretty sure the charred outline of the first dude I fried is still on a wall somewhere in Bavan's shitty bar district. You should be grateful I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to walk ya through all this crap.

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