Date: 2021-10-07 05:38 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
There we go!

[The glass is taken from Rhys and whisked away. Jack stands up and comes around his desk, clapping Rhys on the shoulder.]

Smart choice, kiddo, real smart choice! Alright boys, I got this, go...stand and look threatening somewhere else.

[He waves his guards off in dismissal. He'll take over from here, the other guy's from back home. There's so little of that around, deserves a personal touch. ]

And lucky you! Nobody else but me lives here, outside of the staff! And they all live downstairs in the servant wing where they belong. Got the whole friggin bell system and everything - ya want anything, ya pull the silk cord next to the bed. Bell rings down in some maid's room and they come see what you want. So you've got a pick of the guest towers! I personally recommend one with an ocean view but let's be honest, they're all luxurious enough to make a gold digger shit themselves!

Date: 2021-10-08 03:58 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
'Nice' is the understatement of the century, champ!

[Jack leads the way, steps heavy on the stone floor once he's off the carpet. He turns down a long hallway hung with generic landscapes and paintings of ships at sea, past various closed doors, to a flight of stairs.]

This place is exactly what I asked for! Not a single detail was skimped on. I literally live like a king. I mean I'm just one step away from it being official, once I get a town set up around this place...but anyway, how about a tour! I got a bathtub around here that's probably as big as your apartment - not that I can use it, but I have it and that's what's important!

Date: 2021-10-11 02:08 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
The view's one of the best friggin parts. You're not gonna get a view like this in Bavan!

[He knows, he lived in Bavan for years before he got this place. And he's never looked back.]

[Jack leads the way through wide, high ceilinged hallways. The carpets are black with gold edging, running along the center of the halls and leaving edges of marble floor bare. What's the point in marble floors if they're completely covered? Suits of armor are set against the wall here and there, along with decorative sculptures and more paintings.]


Place came furnished! How sweet is that? I made some changes here and there - what the hell do I need with a bunch of shelves of books in my rooms? - but that magic chick did good!

[Jack makes a sudden turn, through intricately carved wooden double doors and into some sort of parlor-style room. There's an elaborate fireplace and plush high back chairs and some sort of old fashioned looking couch sort of thing....and large glass doors that lead to a balcony overlooking the ocean.]

Date: 2021-10-19 01:55 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Nothing is around here. But it's the best friggin view on this cursed dick of a land, so that's what counts.

[Sure, it's not the best view in the universe, but it's the best view in this world. And it's his. Jack's been here long enough that the world's boundaries have forced his ambitions to adjust.]

I'll even put you up in one of the towers that faces the ocean! Obviously I've got the best one, but the rest aren't exactly shabby. I tell ya, it's good to be king!

Date: 2021-10-19 03:13 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Whatever you say, champ!

[Jack chuckles a bit. Like Rhys is really gonna just walk away from all this luxury and not come crawling back. When it's freezing cold and damp in whatever shithole in Bavan he's holed up in, he'll be back.

If not sooner.]


Come on, I'll take ya to the suite. It's a few floors up.

[More than, as it turns out, but there's a metal cage style elevator in the center of the tower, to make the trip to the guest suite at the top quicker. And the suite is as opulent and impressive as promised, with a balcony and fireplace that takes up half a wall and a great canopy bed on a raised section of floor.]

Date: 2021-10-19 04:02 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
[When Jack is alerted that Rhys is at the doors, he's not all that surprised. But the kid's got shit timing. Tonight's the one night a week he has to be human, he only gets twenty four hours and it's not like he can screw off from work once a week to take full advantage. The big bosses don't get weekends off.

So Jack is his human self, already unwinding for the evening in black silk pajamas and a robe of the kind he imagines Earthen kings of old wore. It's lined in fur and embroidered. He's also already halfway through the evening's first joint and first bottle of whiskey. But whatever, Rhys is here, and has apparently never heard of texting first. He has a footman or whatever the hell that particular rung of servants is called bring him in.

Only this time Rhys is led to Jack's personal tower, where he's relaxing in his own parlor, practically melting into his wing backed plush chair. And it's clearly his, there's a bust of himself on the mantle and the drapes and upholstery are black and gold. And the man himself, currently in the flesh rather chrome.]


Thought you weren't coming back, sunshine! You ever heard of the phone? Private network channel? You're butting into my me-time here.

Date: 2021-10-19 05:03 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Oh! Yeah! Did I forget to mention I bought myself a little perk? I can do this once a week. Like I said, it's my me-time.

[Jack grins. Oh it feels good to move his face. Sure, being a bot's got some definite advantages. But so does being a sack of meat.]

Just that one night a week I get to come home, kick off the old shoes, and then eat, drink, smoke, or snort whatever the frig I want! There's just some things the synthetic life can't quite emulate. I got a pizza lying around here somewhere, if you can still eat food-food.

[He waves a hand vaguely, not entirely sure where the leftovers have been left.]

Date: 2021-10-20 02:53 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (moron says what)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Are you serious?

[Jack lifts one heavy eyebrow, tilting his head to give Rhys a skeptical look.]

Look at me. I'm in my pajamas. Do I look like a guy who's the least bit inclined to make you friggin dinner right now? Cuz I'm not. This is why ya gotta call ahead. Not to mention that you showing up just cuz you need something? Not cool, Rhys.

[He retrieves his smoldering joint from the ashtray on his side table, inhaling deeply to emphasize his point. He's relaxing. He's off the clock. He's not sending one of his guards to go murder Rhys a snack, especially when he's the one who'd have to prepare it.]

Date: 2021-10-20 03:19 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (can you talk?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
One of my guys killed a dude. I turned the dude into a smoothie for you. You think the dudes that guard my door know how to make people smoothies? They're just praying every night they don't end up one themselves!

[Jack throws up his hands, shaking his head. He does not need this annoyance. He really doesn't.]

Oh, yeah, that makes a guy really inclined to help, knowing he's a last resort. You're really bad at what getting what you want, kiddo. Ugh, alright, sit down while I decide how much of a pain in the ass this is gonna be.

Date: 2021-10-20 04:29 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (that sounds like something not true)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Oh no, don't do that. Don't be one of those candy for a heart, fluff for brains assholes that needs to pretend we don't eat parts of people.

[Jack fixes Rhys with a flat look.]

You're smarter than that and you're better than that. Besides...what even is your problem? You're a friggin vampire, like the one thing that can just snack on somebody without doing major damage.

[Arguably Jack can also feed without killing, but really, with how leaves victims, it's better to just off them than leave them a vegetable.]

Date: 2021-10-21 02:59 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (can you talk?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
I dunno, probably. Before there was that whole poacher mess a while back there used to be sex clubs for monsters and humans to hook up. Not many of those left, though, at least not in Bavan.

[Jack shrugs. He's never looked into it that hard, he doesn't need clubs to find people to feed on or fuck. One or the other, he's not the type to combo the two. That's just weird.]

But just...do the whole vampire thing, sheesh. Smoldering look, some smooth words, come up from behind and just go for it. I swear, vampirism is wasted on you!

Date: 2021-10-23 02:07 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (a literal bag of dicks)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
See? Wasted on you! And eff-why-eye, you'd be surprised how many humans are into the monster thing. You lucked out and you aren't even taking advantage of it. You end up one of the like two monster types that come with this whole tradition of thirsty lore and sex appeal attached to'em, and you're over here going 'oh, I couldn't possibly ask some horny human with a vamp fetish if I could suck on'em a little'.

[Jack takes another long drag of his joint and shakes his head. It's disappointing. If he had ended up a vampire? He'd be out there every friggin night!]

They want it, Rhys. Come on, are you gonna sit there and tell me you've never had a sexy vampire fantasy?

Date: 2021-10-23 04:22 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
You don't need to have a goth phase to think vampires are hot. Pick any random ass vampire movie and chances are it's gonna star some slinky broad in a plunging neckline or chiseled dude in tight leather pants.

[It's a whole thing. Who hasn't had the vampire fantasy? It's pretty friggin standard, as far as Jack's concerned. Biting is hot, powerful immortality is hot, leather pants are hot...]

It's the whole...you know. [He waves a hand vaguely, trying to grasp at the right words.] Vampires represent loss of inhibition and indulging in vices and primal desires and yada yada yada. And something about death making people wanna fuck. I don't know, Dracula had three wives at once, obviously he was doing something right.

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