Date: 2021-09-23 03:03 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Demanding little thing, aren't ya?

[Jack will leave the other comment alone. For now. He's already getting tired of dealing with this whole thing as it is.]

Fine, fine, I'll dress it all up for ya so ya can play pretend and stay in denial. Cuz that's the healthy way to deal with this.

[Okay, Rhys...he is not going anywhere. Other than maybe sprawling on the floor. No hunting for him, not in this shape. Ugh, Jack has to do everything himself.

...Or maybe not. He has employees, after all. Including dudes who will kill for him with no questions asked.]


Alright, you stay there. I'm gonna go to the kitchens. And one of my loyal and oh-so-casually-violent guards is gonna go find some poor dumb asshole for you to eat.

Date: 2021-09-23 03:38 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (i laugh at your pain)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Not if you keep yourself fed regularly. Sit tight, don't die on me.

[Jack leaves Rhys there under the watchful eye of a silent, imposing looking guard. And another is dispatched to go do some murder. It'll just be quicker and easier that way, and give Rhys less time to make some unholy biological mess in Jack's castle.

Much as he's complaining to himself, it's a good thing Rhys came to him. Shows he has some respect, shows he knows Jack is The Guy. Even here in crazy monster world. There's promise there, potential.

Which is the only reason Jack's making an effort to help. By the time his errand-boy guard is back, a fresh corpse over his shoulder, Jack has a chocolate milkshake all ready. It's quick work to bleed out the body and run the whole mess through the blender. It probably won't mask the taste, but Rhys can pretend. That's what the entire exercise is all about.]


You better not be dead.

[Jack returns, followed by a kitchen servant with a tray. And the promised blood and chocolate concoction sitting a top.]

Date: 2021-09-27 01:21 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Still with us, fantastic.

[And no mess! Even better. Jack sets down the tray and offers the cup full of blood and chocolate to the guy. Maybe he won't even make a big deal out of charging Rhys for this particular service.

Maybe.]


Alright, have at it, sunshine! You scarf that sucker down, you'll start feeling better.

Date: 2021-09-27 02:48 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Now this is a sight, holy crap. Congratulations, Rhys, on single handedly killing the myth about vampires being elegant and classy. You look like a homeless boozer coming off a week's dry spell.

[Jack resumes his seat, leaning back and crossing his legs to just watch the other guy with his eternally fixed expression. He's never actually seen one of the blood drinkers go at it before. It'd be a lot more interesting to see him do it for real, Jack decides. This...meh. It's a dude drinking out of a fancy cup. Not exactly exciting fare.]

Date: 2021-10-07 02:04 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
What, you think I just woke up one day, poof, full robot? Yeah, no. I went through friggin hell when I changed.

[Jack's motionless face remains turned on Rhys, the glow in his eyes and at the edges of his faceplate glowing brightly.]

Plus I've got an organic brain, so I experience sensations. I know what the hunger's like, cupcake, I've been living the monster life way, way longer than you. Pretty sure the charred outline of the first dude I fried is still on a wall somewhere in Bavan's shitty bar district. You should be grateful I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to walk ya through all this crap.

Date: 2021-10-07 02:35 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (a literal bag of dicks)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
You do, kid. I could have you put out, left ya to go crazy and start killing people all over the place! Hell, I would have enjoyed watching it all go down! But I decided to be generous and give ya a hand. Feels better, right? After a nice nourishing drink?

[Not that Jack needs the answer, but it's demonstrative. An acknowledgement from Rhys that Jack really helped him out here. He leans forward, the light in his eyes flashing a moment.]

Yeah, that's cuz of me. And Bruce there, who went out and actually killed your snack for you. But Bruce is one of mine and he's getting paid so...still me helping. So maybe you stop being a snotty little prick, huh?

Date: 2021-10-07 03:24 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (can you talk?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Coming here was the smartest friggin thing you could have done. Sit down, look at yourself, you're a mess. You're not in any state to go anywhere. End up passing out at my gates or something. I got dogs wandering the grounds, not a good place to pass out.

[Jack holds up his hands in what he intends to be a gesture of harmlessness. Whatever the hell Rhys thinks is gonna happen probably isn't. He's got nothing against the guy, other than that he's proven to have a vast capacity for being annoying as shit.

Besides. He's bored and Rhys offers a distraction.]


You're hitting your changes, Rhys, trust me...you do not wanna be on your own right now.

Date: 2021-10-07 03:56 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Considering this right here is about the only time you've ever trusted me...yeah! I'd say you got pretty good results.

[Jack just shrugs, a somewhat awkward motion with his robotic body. It's not like he and Rhys have had a whole ton to do with each other in the handful of months Jack's known him. It's not his fault Rhys didn't believe him about the monster stuff at first. But he hadn't lied about any of it, it had just been really upsetting info.]

I dunno what the hell you think I have against you or whatever. What, do you think this is some elaborate plot to steal your organs? That's stupid. What the hell am I gonna do with monster organs, I can't sell'em. Nobody touches that black market anymore! No, you're vaguely more interesting than a bunch of expense reports for the lab and it pays to have favors owed. So we can keep up this little round-and-round bullshit, or you can stop being a dick and accept a very generous invitation to sleep off your vamp flu in a cushy castle.

Date: 2021-10-07 05:38 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
There we go!

[The glass is taken from Rhys and whisked away. Jack stands up and comes around his desk, clapping Rhys on the shoulder.]

Smart choice, kiddo, real smart choice! Alright boys, I got this, go...stand and look threatening somewhere else.

[He waves his guards off in dismissal. He'll take over from here, the other guy's from back home. There's so little of that around, deserves a personal touch. ]

And lucky you! Nobody else but me lives here, outside of the staff! And they all live downstairs in the servant wing where they belong. Got the whole friggin bell system and everything - ya want anything, ya pull the silk cord next to the bed. Bell rings down in some maid's room and they come see what you want. So you've got a pick of the guest towers! I personally recommend one with an ocean view but let's be honest, they're all luxurious enough to make a gold digger shit themselves!

Date: 2021-10-08 03:58 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (hiya cupcake)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
'Nice' is the understatement of the century, champ!

[Jack leads the way, steps heavy on the stone floor once he's off the carpet. He turns down a long hallway hung with generic landscapes and paintings of ships at sea, past various closed doors, to a flight of stairs.]

This place is exactly what I asked for! Not a single detail was skimped on. I literally live like a king. I mean I'm just one step away from it being official, once I get a town set up around this place...but anyway, how about a tour! I got a bathtub around here that's probably as big as your apartment - not that I can use it, but I have it and that's what's important!

Date: 2021-10-11 02:08 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
The view's one of the best friggin parts. You're not gonna get a view like this in Bavan!

[He knows, he lived in Bavan for years before he got this place. And he's never looked back.]

[Jack leads the way through wide, high ceilinged hallways. The carpets are black with gold edging, running along the center of the halls and leaving edges of marble floor bare. What's the point in marble floors if they're completely covered? Suits of armor are set against the wall here and there, along with decorative sculptures and more paintings.]


Place came furnished! How sweet is that? I made some changes here and there - what the hell do I need with a bunch of shelves of books in my rooms? - but that magic chick did good!

[Jack makes a sudden turn, through intricately carved wooden double doors and into some sort of parlor-style room. There's an elaborate fireplace and plush high back chairs and some sort of old fashioned looking couch sort of thing....and large glass doors that lead to a balcony overlooking the ocean.]

Date: 2021-10-19 01:55 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Nothing is around here. But it's the best friggin view on this cursed dick of a land, so that's what counts.

[Sure, it's not the best view in the universe, but it's the best view in this world. And it's his. Jack's been here long enough that the world's boundaries have forced his ambitions to adjust.]

I'll even put you up in one of the towers that faces the ocean! Obviously I've got the best one, but the rest aren't exactly shabby. I tell ya, it's good to be king!

Date: 2021-10-19 03:13 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
Whatever you say, champ!

[Jack chuckles a bit. Like Rhys is really gonna just walk away from all this luxury and not come crawling back. When it's freezing cold and damp in whatever shithole in Bavan he's holed up in, he'll be back.

If not sooner.]


Come on, I'll take ya to the suite. It's a few floors up.

[More than, as it turns out, but there's a metal cage style elevator in the center of the tower, to make the trip to the guest suite at the top quicker. And the suite is as opulent and impressive as promised, with a balcony and fireplace that takes up half a wall and a great canopy bed on a raised section of floor.]

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